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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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