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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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