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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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