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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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