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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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