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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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