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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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