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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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