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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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