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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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