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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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