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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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