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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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