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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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