Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.