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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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