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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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