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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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