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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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