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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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