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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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