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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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