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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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