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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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