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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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