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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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