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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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