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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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