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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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