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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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