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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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