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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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