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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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