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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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