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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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