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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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