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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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