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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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