Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.