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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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