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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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