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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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