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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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