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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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