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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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