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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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