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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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