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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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