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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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