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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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