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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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