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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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