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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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