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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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