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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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