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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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