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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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