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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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