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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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