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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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