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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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