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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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