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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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