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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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