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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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