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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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