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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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