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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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